I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.