I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.