When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.