I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'

I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.