The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.