I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.
I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.
I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.