I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.

Hookers don't like to snuggle.

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

If you see something, say something.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.