I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

My forte is awkwardness.

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.