When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.