When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.