When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

If you see something, say something.

My comfort zone is press conferences.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.