Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

My forte is awkwardness.

As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.