My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."
I call my balls the bush twins.
I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.