I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.