If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.