If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'