If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.