If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.

I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."