I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

If you see something, say something.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.