I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

My forte is awkwardness.

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'