I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.