Hookers don't like to snuggle.
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.