I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.