I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.