I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.