I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

My forte is awkwardness.

I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!