I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.