I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.