I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.