I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.

You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.

My comfort zone is press conferences.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.