Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'

Hookers don't like to snuggle.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

My comfort zone is press conferences.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.