I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.