Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.