My forte is awkwardness.

I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'

That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.