I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.