I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.