I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.