I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.