I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.