I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

I think if you come out to California trying to be an actor, it's pretty hard. There's desperation. A lot of people are desperate, and a lot of people are clueless, including me. It's hard to try to figure it out. I've never told you, but I have head shots that if you saw them... they're so terrible! It's so embarrassing.

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.