I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.

I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.