I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.