My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.
I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.