I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.