I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.