I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.