I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I call my balls the bush twins.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."