I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.