I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.