Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
Zach GalifianakisI kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
Zach GalifianakisA good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
Zach GalifianakisI've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
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