I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
Zach GalifianakisYou know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
Zach GalifianakisAs a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
Zach GalifianakisI've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
Zach GalifianakisI like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
Zach GalifianakisI do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, "You've probably got a woman at every port." Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.
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