Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.