Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.