Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.