Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.