You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.