I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.