Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.