Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.

PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.