We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin