We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions