I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.

I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.