At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.