At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.

An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend