An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.