An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

You don't need a team leader, you need quality.

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.