An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.

You don't need a team leader, you need quality.

We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!