To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.