I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.