I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.