Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.