Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

Macho does not prove mucho

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.