I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash