I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Macho does not prove mucho

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.