Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.