Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.