When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.