You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.