Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Macho does not prove mucho

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.