I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.