I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.