I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.