I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Macho does not prove mucho
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.