My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.