My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Macho does not prove mucho