To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.