If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.