I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.