I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.