I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.