I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Macho does not prove mucho

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.