I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.