To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.