Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Macho does not prove mucho
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.