I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.